No Trebles
No Trebles

"Greg Debicki was born sometime in the middle ages and was originally a triceratops. In 1650 he preformed in his first play 'The Lady and The Triceratops' written by Jeffrey Shakespeare (a close relative to the Shakespeare we all know and love). The play was preformed several times but was not received well due to the bizarre nature of the subject matter. In the following years Debicki found it very difficult to find work and was also having a difficult time learning how to speak; because he was a triceratops. In March of 1662 Greg Debicki undertook the spiritual upheaval that was his transformation from dinosaur to man, it took many months but finally his hair grew in and his scales receded. However, his mother no longer accepted him as a son and his father attempted to eat him. Kicked out of his nest and falling on troubled times, Greg began looking for work as a male prostitute..."

-An excerpt from the book 'A Triceratops in Turmoil; a biography of Greg Debicki' by Francis Bacon

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